cookies, brownies & sweet treats!
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Sugary Goodness!
Ruining all other treats for you with the best cookies, brownies & sweet treats around!
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Wickedly Delicious
Treats
The Mastermind - Chocolate Chip Cookie
Freakin' Laser Beams - Oat, Raisin, & Pecan Brittle Cookie
Proper Breakfast - Raspberry Jam Toast Cookie
year Round
essentials
Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie
Devious and clever, it'll manipulate you into eating a dozen.
Rich, chocolatey, chewy, and gloriously complex!
It's the final evolution.
The Mecha-Choc-Chip.
The Super Villain!
Oat, Raisin & Pecan Brittle!
A massive upgrade on an absolute classic of a cookie.
Fruity, nutty, chewy, and so good eaten warm.
They'll have you going back for another... And quite right too, you bought them, why shouldn't you get first dibs!?
Raspberry Jam Toast Cookie
Like nothing you've had before.
Sugary sweet, fruity, crunchy, and chewy all at the same time.
And if anyone asks you what you had for breakfast, you can tell them "jam toast", they don't need to know it was in a cookie... what are they, the cookie police!?
Lemon & Blueberry Cookie
This limited time flavour combines a sharp, citrus lemon cookie, with sweet white chocolate, juicy blueberries, and our chewy cornflake crumb.
Grab something that will happily occupy you while even the most egomaniacal villain reveals all their plans at length!
Mango & Dark Chocolate Cookie
This limited time flavour combines sweet, soft mangos and rich dark chocolate with the complex, brown butter flavours of our cookie dough.
Trigger memories of your favourite steamy secluded spot. All Palm trees and hidden bunkers.
Limited Edition
Seasonals
Villainous Cookies!
Twisted Monologue - Lemon & Blueberry Cookie
Tropical Lair - Mango & Dark Chocolate
Alongside our trio of Year-Round Essentials we rotate seasonal specials.
2 limited edition cookie flavours themed around... Whatever the hell we feel like at the time...
Almost Utopian - Cherry Chocolate Brownie
Convoluted Deathtrap - Berry Crumble Traybake
Brownies & Traybakes
Cherry Chocolate Brownie
A thick, gooey, fudgy brownie made with cherries, milk, dark, AND white chocolate, swirled through with of dulce de leche!
As decadent as any villains secret lair!
Berry Crumble Traybake
A summer berry jam sandwiched in between a layer of soft sponge and a oaty, crunchie crumble topping!
A sweet, refreshing snack, and great dunked in custard!
Wicked Brownies!
We're also launching with a pair of other handheld sweet treats that aren't cookies, cookie derivatives, or odes to a cookie.
Perfect to eat on the go, sat on the couch, or... in the shower or something... no judgement.